A chat between npeaks and I
This happend last week and I thought it was hi-larious and deserves to be posted.
Nic: is everything ok? and what was the deal with the ring? (im on ichat if thats easier)
Me: We went to go get it resized like last week, they called us Saturday to come get it after it came in and it was all messed up. The bottom of the ring was all bent and stuff and It just looked really bad. So I demanded the lady to get it fixed and in my hands by tues, and that's what she did. It looks good now and fits her perfectly.
Me: This filipino was about to cap some heads!
Nic: do fo sho. shes tryin to put one past jon carolino. does she not know you tear goats in 2 and sprinkle the blood on the ashes of the great filipino gods?
Me: I mean I don't know how you can miss it. My emaculate bicepts and aggressive hands scream " hey I can take a 180lb animal by the jaws an rip him in half straight down the middle" I mean couldn't she smell the burning goat sacrifice and see the war paint drawn with lions blood on me when i walked in? Jeeze!
Me: Dude can't get no kind of respec!
Nic: i just peed out of fear...
Me: May the brothers of zues fear the wraph of jon Carolino....the CHIEF Filipino.
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